chekovsphaser:

honestlyvan:

white-throated-packrat:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

This is what makes learning Spanish so uncertain – I get told some word by Duolingo, that contradicts what I learned growing up along the US-Mexico border, and neither agrees with the words my co-worker from Columbia uses 

:D

When I was a kid, we lived in Chile, and my mum had a friend who was from another LatAm country (I don’t remember which) and one time she told a taxi driver to “keep the change” but she said “y quedate el pico”, which to the Chilean taxi driver meant “and put away your prick”

alledherlu-q-pereon:

the-haiku-bot:

frost-sodalis:

lastvalyrian:

the-haiku-bot:

viva-1a-resistance:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

“Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.”

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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tending-toward-silence:

the-haiku-bot:

abalidoth:

adjoint-law:

fallow-grove:

transcyberism:

transcyberism:

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Anyway reblog to make sure all the investors know that, according to u/spez AKA Steve Huffman, the CEO of the fucking company, Reddit is, and I quote, “not profitable.” Their IPO is supposedly planned for later this year. Have fun with that, Steve!

I tried to blaze this and Tumblr gave me an error code and refused to do it (after charging my CC) y'all better fuckin gimme an Organic All Natural Blaze lmao

edit: nvm it’s marked pending but still

wouldnt it be fun. wouldnt it be really cool. if the haiku bot

are you serious? Reddit’s unprofitable, and you want haikus?

There’s no need to fight. It’s just a way to spread word, using robot bait.

There’s no need to fight.

It’s just a way to spread word,

using robot bait.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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